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Monday, April 16, 2012

USB Drives... Go Crazy...

Here are some of the USB drives which will make you go crazy and you'll want them all to have with you. :-)

Monday, August 29, 2011

Funny Helmets and Rackets

A Russian advertising company “Good” has created this funny ad showing different helmet designs and rackets.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

I am a Malayalee [Funny]

You know you’re a Mallu when...

You can run, ride a motorbike, and play football, all while wearing a lungi tied half-mast.
You have three or more trade unions at your place of work.
Your name is Wilson, and your wife’s name is Baby, and you name your daughter Wilby.
You eat beef puttu for breakfast, beef olathu for lunch, and beef curry with “borotta” for dinner!!!
You use coconut oil instead of refined vegetable oil and can’t figure out why people in your family keep popping off of heart attacks!
You refer to banana as “benana” or pizza as “pissa”.
You call the snacks served with your drink “touchings”.
You have the words “Chinchu Mol + Jinchu Mol” written on the rear window of your car...
You tend to tie a towel around your head and sing “Kuttanaden Punjayile” after having three glasses of toddy!
Your idea of haute cuisine is kappa and meen curry!!!!
You have at least one relative working in the Gulf (pronounced as Gelf) in a MNC with high salary and one relative working in the US in “The health industry” (i.e. Nursing).
You’re ill and your wife rubs “Bicks” into your nostrils and gives you kurumulaku rasam with chakkara!
You describe a woman as “charrakku/ commodity”.

More specifically:

You refer to your husband as kettiyon; ithiyan, pillerude appan. (You’re a Central Travancore Syrian Christian Mallu)
Most of the houses in your locality are painted fluorescent green/pink/ yellow. (You’re a Malappuram Mallu)
You and family all dress up in your Sunday best and drive out on a 100 cc Bajaj mobike to have Malabar biriyani at Kayikka’s. (You’re an upwardly mobile Cochin Mallu)

Malayalis sindabad!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

The Funny Side of India

The Great Indian Cow-dung Art

Indian Politicians

The Ultimate Family Planning

Friday, June 24, 2011

Though it's a fact that India has got most no. of good English speakers but there are some of them who can spell it in the most funniest ways too. Check it out these funny English board signs if you'r seeking for fun... Enjoy!

Monday, June 6, 2011

North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife

What it means to have a NORTH INDIAN GIRL as WIFE

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Explanation Of Relationships With a Female Friend

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.
Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are you confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams come closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:

Just a Friend
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Raj, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Raj: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).

Good Friend
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that but I try using you when I really need you.

Raj calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Raj. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa eventually calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Raj? Why did you call that day?"..
Raj: "Generally".

Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

Very good friend
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl, she will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone. Basically, she wants to talk to you and you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Raj, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore and yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Raj: "Who is Shekhar??"

Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Raj: Oh! ok.

Best Friend
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you and don't be mistaken, You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Raj Shopping. Raj Movie. Raj Coffee Raj, you pay. I am having fun.

Raj is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends Raj. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Raj: What?? (Raj drinks all night).

Best of the Bestest Friends
Ok now you are really special, You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything, Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.
You make her project.
You do her assignments.
You are allowed to take her doggie around.
You can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).
But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 5 times the salary you earn and has a posh flat in an up class area.

Shilpa: "Hi Raj. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Raj, he is my bestest friend".

Raj: Hi Shekhar. (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Raj's wrist).
Raj is now heart broken and wrist broken.

Boyfriend
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!

For all Raj type guys? Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta and about Maya? and about Simran also?

This will open Shilpa's eyes!!!!

That's it guys! Now don't expect me to write more on Girls' Psychology! :-P Rather share this post with Boys to improve their Knowledge bank :-)
&
Share it with Girls who want to live in reality and won’t mind laughing at this. :-P